I can't sleep because Daash my lover is waking me up
In the latest Syrian fan on Facebook , the Islamic State in Iraq and the Levant turned from an atrocious beheading phenomenon.. into " funny" jokes.
It's the amazing ability of the Syrian people to adapt to the harshest circumstances .. because of their inherent sense of humor.
The story began with " Daash loving songs " , to the latest " Daashist " slangs which went viral on Syrian parody Facebook pages, and Daash of course is the hero .
" Daashiat " page which its supporters announced it's a " live and direct account to daash ideas " offering language lessons from the "infidel " ideas as it claims : Facebook = face of the book, BlackBerry= black berries (as planet and not as a smart phone) , I phone = I'm a phone , Bluetooth= the tooth colored blue , iPad= I'm bad.
Page " Sorry my girlfriend , Daash is my life ," become an encyclopedia including the latest " Aldaashist romance slangs " . One example is : my heart had broken.. the beatiful chick is an original Daashist or Muslim brothers made in Qatar.
" 2014 Daashiat " which is the latest version of " Aldaashiat " discovered that listening to Majeda al-Romi the singer isn't not permissible , because she is a descendent of the infidel Romans and Byzantines .
Syrians shared on their Facebook's accounts , funny list of " Daash " ministries' names :
- Communicating Ministry with the infidels (The Foreign Minister)
- Ministry of apostasy and punishment ( Justice Minister )
- Ministry of backbiting and gossip (Telecommunications Ministry )
- Animals Ministry (transportation Ministry )
- Asking God Help Ministry ( Planning Ministry)
- Praying for rain Ministry (Irrigation Ministry)
- The Ministry of lamps and lanterns (Ministry of Electricity)
Mocking the incident in which Daash beheaded one of it fighters in Aleppo " by mistake " , Syrians launched the slogan :
Sorry to cut your head .. We are working to send you directly to heaven.